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As we saw our mc in the previous episode put rias and her peerage in there place and got engaged with Sona
We can currently see our Mc in a frozen hell dungeon with a expression that say "What the fu--"
you guys might be wondering what happened well what happened was as follows
Issei:*SNEEZE* AAAACCHHOOOOO
we can currently see your Mc has a cold due to him consuming a lot of ice cream before coming into a dungeon of literally ice
Issei: Damn
shouldn't have ate that much ice cream
As the Mc was pondering his life choices some frost giants try to attack him and our Mc is going to use the fire manipulation ability he got from heatblast to kill the creature when something weird happened
Issei: Huh, oh ice creatures this should be easy with heatblasts fire
And so the Mc uses blue fire that when came in contact with the golems froze them in a sculpture of ice and so we can now see our Mc with a Wtf face
Issei: What the fuc-
author: language
Issei: ahem What the hell
this is like that ben 10 episode in which due to ben being sick his heatblast transformation used ice instead of fire
[ding! the host gained pyronite ice manipulation due to being sick and trying to use pyronite fire manipulation]
Issei: Bruh are you serious
[I am always serious host]
Issei: .....
*Sneeze*
[I advise host to rest]
Issei: yeah
ID escape
[ID escape activated]
[teleporting]
And so our Mc gained the ice manipulation power due to being sick and went back to his house to rest for a while
The next day
Our Mc wakes up because of the knocking on the door of his house
Issei: *inhale* *exhale*
*inhale* *exhale*
*inhale* *exhale*
don't kill
don't kill
don't kill
don't kill
don't kill
And so our Mc gets dressed and goes to check who is at his door only to be surprised
[status]
Name: Serafall leviathan
Race: pureblood devil
Rank:high super class (on the lower spectrum of high super class)
Teir:high 6-A (multi-continental)
title:Maou Leviathan, Miracle girl Levia tan, Underworlds most beautiful women, rival of Gabriel and Sis con
Artifact: Magical wand(it's a magical wand)
Level:790
HP: 120000/120000
MP: 780000/780000
STR: 687
SPE:713
END:689
DEX:652
INT: 595
WIS:781
State: She is super jealous that you got engaged to her little sister and the fact the her sister always thinks about you
She also thinks your kinda cute but that at the back of her mind
She is currently here to test to see if you Deserve her So-tan
And only thing in Mc's mind was that
Issei's mind: Why is she here isn't it too soon
As the Mc was thinking this he heard another voice in his head for a second
Issei's mind: What shou-
og Issei: BOOBIES
Issei's mind: WHAT
WHAT THE FUC-
Author: language
Issei's mind: What the hell was that
Oi system did I do any drugs
[no host]
Issei's mind: then am I drunk
[no host]
Issei's mind: are there any foreign substances in my body
[no host]
Isse'si mind: The what was that voice
[what voice host? ]
Issei's mind:nothing
And so the conversation in the Mc's mind ends and he starts to talk in the real world
Issei: Good morning miss how can I help you today
Serafall: Stay away from So-tan
Issei: Wha-
Serafall: I SAID STAY AWAY FROM MY SO-TAN
THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN MARRY SO-TAN IS ME
And so serafall starts talking about her Insestual Yuri fantasies when the Mc bonks her
Issei: No horny in my house
serafall: Owe
Why did you hit me
issei: *bonk*
serafall: Owe it's hurts
issei:*bonk*
serafall: Stop your hurting me
issei: *bonk*
And so our Mc keeps Bonking serafall until she passes out and after that the Mc teleports her on top of Sona's desk
Issei:that.....
....
....
....
....
felt good
And so the Mc continues with his day
Meanwhile with Sona
Sona was doing paperwork in her office when suddenly Serafall fall's on top of her desk passed out
Sona: AAAHHH
back to Mc
issei: I feel like an asshole for some reason....
Meh who cares
And so the Mc goes to kouh academy and after the school ends goes to the ORC where he meets the fried chiken
Issei: Heyo I am here
[ding! a wild fried chiken has appeared]
Rias: Issei-kun welcome
Riser: Who is this filthy huma-
Before riser could finish his words he buried in the wall
Issei: So who is this fried chicken guy
All the Orc starts laughing
Riser: YOU FILTHY HUMAN
DO YOU KNOW WHO RISER IS
RISER IS PART OF THE PHOENIX CLAN
RISER IS IMMORTAL
YOU DARE LAY YOUR FILTHY HANDS ON RISER
Meanwhile the Mc was only hearing
Riser:bawk bawk bakawk
bawk bawk
bakawk bakawk
bawk bawk bakawk
bawk bawk
bakawk bakawk
Issei: .....
why is he speaking like a chicken on his deathbed
Everyone starts laughing again.
Riser: YOU DARE MOCK RISER
RISER WIL-
and so riser feels like he got gut punched and starts puking
Issei: Ewww
Grafia: ENOUGH
And so grafia Releases her aura to make everyone comply only for her to freeze in fear when issei releases some of his aura on her
Grafia:M- may i ask who you are
Grafia says this with a little bit of fear in her tone
Rias: let me introduce you to him
This here is Issei Bahamut
The red dragon emperor of this generation
after hearing this grafia composes herself and as per cannon the rating game is announced and riser like the Dumb shit he is challenges issei
Riser: RISER CHALLENGES THIS HUMAN TO A RATING GAME
Grafia: Riser you shou-
issei: what's in it for me
Riser: ANYTHING YOU WANT
Issei: Alright if I win your engagement with Rias is nullified immediately
Riser: RISER ACCEPTS YOUR CHALLENGES
PREPARE TO KNEEL IN FRONT OF THE GREAT RISER
And so the rating game between the Mc and riser is announced which will happen in 2 days
Riser's status
[status]
Name: Riser Phoenix
Race: Pure blood devil
Rank:High class
title:Mc's punching bag
Level:95
HP: 90000/90000
MP: 60000/60000
STR: 175
SPE:190
END:400
DEX:170
INT: 5.7
WIS: - 100000000000000000000000000000000
state: Was dropped from the 4th floor as a child causing him to become a idiot with a Ego bigger than Ego the planet and also talks in third person
Thinks that he cannot be killed even by the biblical God.
superiority complex beyond the beyonder
Mc's status
[status]
Name: Issei Bahamut
Race: humanoid divine dragon
dragon God [locked][40%]
Rank:Between Heavenly dragon and abstract existence
Teir:between high 4-C and 4-B (better large star and solar system level)
title:The red dragon emperor, The beast killer(10x attack to all creatures that are considered a beast), The Berserker (x5 boost to all stats when enraged), giga chad, The principle of gender equality
Artifacts:Boosted gear, philosopher's touch, chains of sealing, Avalon and The All Black Symbiote Sword(Sealed)
Level:100
HP: 100000/100000
MP: 500000/500000
STR: 1000
SPE:1000
END:1000
DEX:1000
INT: 1000
WIS:1000
CHA: Max
LUCK: Max
SP:0
what will happen now
Mc Got a cold
He bonked a satan
The supernatural will shit themselves
A wild fried chicken has appeared
And someone please tell me what is the author smoking
Find out on the next episode of
Isekai adventure of the abridged reincarnator
note:please note that when I write mc it refers to issei and if I say mc instead of issei it is still referring to issei
don't take anything I write seriously this shit clearly has the comedy tag and for those people who read this story thank you all y'all are legend's
Also the levels and stats depends on the race for example a human with 100 STR would be compared to a devil, fallen,angel etc with 10 STR and a devil, angel, fallen etc with 100 be compared to a God or dragon with 10 STR
The stronger the race the slower the leveling process