--- FOX NEWS SPECIAL BROADCAST ---
The moment the CNN panel wrapped up their discussion, shifting focus back to economic policy, Fox News took a decidedly different approach. The network did not concern itself with moral philosophy or abstract economic theory. No, they had found their real target—and it wasn't wealth disparity. It was the man himself: Alexander Blackwell.
The segment kicked off with the host, a grizzled conservative pundit with a flair for theatrics, leaning back in his chair with a smirk that screamed, Oh, we're going there. He turned to the guest expert they had invited—an analyst known for his unfiltered takes and brutal assessments.
"Let's be honest here, folks," the analyst began, adjusting his tie with exaggerated casualness. "Nobody wants to say it outright, but I will. Alexander Blackwell is a nepo baby. And not just any nepo baby—the most coddled, overindulged, silver no fuck that diamond-spoon-fed nepo baby in human history."