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Chapter 236 - Chapter 57 Jokes

Looking at the personnel who were about to come out of the submarine in his mind, Zhong Yuan sneered fiercely in his heart. At this point, if Zhong Yuan still didn't know what was going on, all these years would have been in vain.

Slowly, the hatch on the submarine slowly opened, and the people on board were obviously prepared. Looking at the fishing net that covered the hatch, a small mustache pulled out a knife and with a few strokes, the net was split open.

At the same time as the people in the submarine came out, they also held a loudspeaker in their hands. Several soldiers looked arrogant and even aimed at the fishermen on the fishing boat. Of course, these soldiers dared to point at them, which was scary. If they really started fighting, no one would dare. However, even so, the fishermen on the fishing boat were just ordinary people who had never seen such a big formation before? Except for a few older ones, everyone else was scared and their faces turned pale. The captain was so angry that his mouth trembled. These shameless guys actually came to China's territory to show off their strength.

Not long after, a few soldiers walked out, followed by a few officers. However, those officers only came out of the hatch and stopped. They watched as the soldiers with sensors and weapons slowly walked towards the head of the submarine. The officers had a proud expression on their faces, but soon they couldn't laugh anymore.

I saw the soldier holding the loudspeaker about to lift it up and shout, but suddenly his foot slipped and he fell horizontally to the ground. If it were just that, it would be fine, but when the soldier holding the loudspeaker fell, it seemed like a chain reaction. The four soldiers holding weapons behind the soldier also slid and fell to the ground as a whole. The most incredible thing was that the surface of the submarine, which had been obviously specially treated, suddenly turned into an ice rink. Not only did a few soldiers fall, but the whole person seemed to be in the ice rink. With a few 'plop plop plop plop plop' sounds, the soldiers even neatly glided across the several meter wide submarine surface. They all fell into the sea.

What's going on when the fishermen on the fishing boat waiting for trouble are dumbfounded? April Fools ' Day? The clown team sent by the other party? However, no matter what, watching the embarrassing performance of a few soldiers, the worries of the fishermen on the fishing boat suddenly eased a lot, and some of them became bolder and burst into laughter. The others also blushed, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

In contrast to the performance on the fishing boat, the officers who were originally planning to watch the show at the entrance of the submarine were now watching with grim expressions. The soldiers who were swimming desperately in the sea but couldn't climb up were watching the show, but it was far from their expectations.

A few officers walked quickly to the place where the soldiers had fallen earlier, rubbing their feet vigorously on the ground. Not only did they not slip, but the friction was also very strong. Now, the look in the officers' eyes at those soldiers was not as simple as that of an iron light. Even if they accidentally fell one, it could be resolved. Five at a time? How many meters did they all slide and fall into the sea? What these officers have lost in their hearts is not the face of the submarine, but even the face of the entire country. Even some officers are suspecting the background of those soldiers.

Wow hahaha! These idiots can't even walk! "Compared to the people on the submarine and fishing boat, Zhongyuan's side was much more lively. Watching the arrogant soldiers suddenly fall into the sea, Miaomiao and the others had already burst into laughter without any image. Yan'er laughed and pointed at the soldiers in the sea, cursing the idiots.

Hehe, Yan'er is really stupid. Did you forget what the adults said just now? "Quan Er almost laughed angrily and started laughing again when she heard Yan'er's words.

Only you know! I also know! "Yan'er raised her head, looking like I already knew.

Sir, why don't you take down those officials too! "With a satisfied smile, Huan Er's eyes turned excitedly towards Zhong Yuan as she looked at the officers on the submarine.

Let's take a look at the situation first. It's enough to get those soldiers down. Didn't you look at the eyes of those officials? Those soldiers probably have trouble when they go back. If we want to get these soldiers down again, they would know there's a problem no matter how stupid they are. "Zhong Yuan shook his head. With the personal experiments of the officials just now, the soldiers who were being pulled up from the sea would not be believed no matter how he explained it. It was too easy for those soldiers to fall down. Zhong Yuan just spread a layer of psychic power on the surface of the submarine. When he saw the soldier about to speak, that layer of psychic power moved like a conveyor belt towards the sea, and there was no preparation for the soldiers. Soldiers were naturally thrown into the sea without a doubt. Could those soldiers explain later that the surface of the submarine would move?

Wow, sir, that's a good idea. How about we turn those few who haven't gone into the sea into monsters and let them beat them up? "Upon hearing Zhong Yuan's words, Miao Miao's eyes suddenly lit up and she knew that Zhong Yuan's purpose was nothing more than to turn those soldiers and officials into two groups of people, making one group a punching bag and also subject to suspicion from another group. Following this idea, Miao Miao suddenly had an idea.

Oh? Do you still have the ability to turn those officials into monsters? "Upon hearing Miao Miao's words, Zhong Yuan turned around strangely and looked at Miao Miao with great interest.

No, sir, it's not what you think. It's actually the same as when we scare people. We just need to put some yin energy around those people, and we can dress them up according to our imagination. In fact, they are just illusions, and their essence hasn't changed. It's just that what others see is our transformed appearance! "Miao Miao shook her head, knowing Zhong Yuan's thoughts, and quickly explained.

That's right! I've seen this trick in movies before, and it's quite useful. Actually, I have a similar method, but I haven't studied it much. It seems that I can use it in this situation when I have time to research it in the future, but don't be busy for now. Let's take a look first and then talk about it. "Zhong Yuan nodded and remembered a scene from a horror movie. It seems that those horror movies are not all just hype.

Well, sir, it's agreed that someone will be mine later, and my idea was put forward by me. "Seeing that Zhong Yuan didn't reject it, Miao Miao quickly became excited and grabbed a spot to talk about.

There's me, there's me! "Zhong Yuan just nodded, and Huan Er and the others excitedly floated up to Zhong Yuan to argue. If they asked the little girls what was the most fun, Zhong Yuan was sure that the little girls would say scary was the most fun.

Stop! Stop! Stop! I don't know what these people are planning to do, what are they busy with! "Zhong Yuan rolled his eyes and couldn't understand why this little girl was so loyal to this matter.

Hmph, hum! Don't pay attention to the adults anymore. Let's guess the punches first. We'll come in order when we have some work to do later! "Xiaoyan snorted and pulled Huan'er and the others to guess the punches.

Hiss! It hurts so much! "As she watched the soldiers being pulled up from the sea and kicked to the ground by an official, Miaomiao suddenly touched her stomach and pretended to be in pain. However, with her joyful and lively expression, Zhongyuan couldn't see any pain at all.

The soldiers were kicked to the ground, chattering and explaining something, but the response they received was a flying kick from one of the officers. Although they didn't understand, Zhong Yuan was so big that he could guess it and didn't find it surprising. However, the officer was obviously furious, otherwise he wouldn't have kicked the soldier in front of so many fishermen.

The official didn't know what to say. Several soldiers who were pulled up from the sea trembled and retreated to the side. The soldier holding the microphone handed it to the official and also retreated to the side. Watching the official prepare to shout with the microphone, Zhongyuan knew that the show was about to begin.

The people on the ship ahead, listen up! You have been arrested. Now I accuse you of illegally entering our country's waters for fishing operations, and even attempting to attack our submarine. Please put down your weapons and surrender! "I didn't expect the official's Chinese to be quite good, but what he said didn't sound like human language.

"His mother!"

I don't care who you are, this area belongs to China's territory in the East Island waters. There is no such thing as illegal fishing. As for what you mean by attacking submarines, your submarines are fish, right? Have you ever seen someone using a fishing net to attack submarines? "The captain cursed lightly. They are indeed a group of shameless guys who can't find a good excuse. If this fishing net can attack submarines, I will find a small gun tomorrow to shoot down your satellite.

I want to reiterate that I heard clearly. What I said was that you intended to attack our submarine. I heard clearly that it was an 'intention', so now you all lay down your weapons and go back to investigate! "The official looked at the fishermen on the boat with contempt, and a few words made the people on the boat tremble. Even Zhong Yuan, who was floating in between, had a pale face. Zhong Yuan had learned what shamelessness means without limits.

Ship, Captain! We have already contacted the fishery department and they know the situation is urgent. They asked us to extend the delivery time and immediately contacted the relevant parties to send someone over, but it will take at least an hour! "The crew member named Button finally reported the relevant situation to the fishery department and ran over to the captain panting heavily.

An hour? Hopefully! "Hearing that it would take an hour for someone to come over, the captain felt helpless, but he also knew that sending someone here in an hour was already very fast. But would the people on the distant submarine give an hour's time?

Sir! I only now realize that lying can be so justified! "Miao Miao, who was floating beside Zhong Yuan, looked at the officer who was speaking with admiration, but the contempt in her eyes was obvious.

Let's broaden our horizons? An hour? Not to mention an hour, we're in a good mood today. Even for a whole day, these guys can't run away! "Captain Zhong Yuan heard their words and said it was too easy to keep the submarine. He had already made up his mind to quietly deal with those people, so Zhong Yuan's mood was indeed good.

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