Chapter 51
The next morning.
- Wake up! - a loud scream rang out in the bedroom as Charlie tore the blanket off us.
- What happened, Charlie? - I asked, rubbing my sleepy eyes.
- You missed the parade, and you were still having fun without me, - the cat-girl pouted.
- Don't worry, baby, if you want we can take care of you right now. - I tried to pull Charlie into my arms, but she jumped back.
- Go wash yourself! You smell like you've been fucking for a week straight! - the girl said, holding her nose.
- Well, that's pretty much how it was? - Elsa answered, putting her index finger to her chin rather cutely, as if she were thinking.
- Go wash up, and then to the kitchen, I bought us breakfast. - Our kitty snorted and left the room.
- Ugh! We really do stink. - Having decided to sniff, I immediately regretted it. So I had to urgently use magic to clean us and get rid of the unpleasant smell.
"Do you think she was very offended?" Elsa asked me.
- I... don't know, but in the worst case, we worked out the method of apology yesterday. - I answered my friend with a coquettish smile, although as for me, it's high time for us to think about the wedding, but who will make the first move to propose? And now we still have Charlie, and none of us is going to leave her aside for sure.
- Ha-ha-ha, yes you are right. - Elsa laughed and agreed with me before calming down and dragging me into the bathroom. Even though we are already clean, but as girls, we still want to have a pleasant smell, for which we have a whole collection of different oils and shampoos.
After quickly washing up, we went into the kitchen in our dressing gowns, where Charlie had already set the table.
- Bon appetit, - Charlie wished us, maintaining a slightly cool attitude, which, frankly speaking, made it hard to swallow.
- Charlie, will you forgive us? - I looked pleadingly at the cat-girl.
- Hah. - Charlie sighed heavily and spoke. - You don't need to apologize, I understand perfectly well that you've been together for a long time and you're just not used to me being in a relationship with you, I just hope that next time you won't forget about me.
- We haven't forgotten about you. It's just that at first I was offended by Elsa for knocking me out, and then somehow everything naturally turned into sex. - I tried to justify myself.
- Seriously? So you didn't just run away in the middle of the tournament and blame everything on Makarov? - asked Charlie, clearly skeptical.
- Of course not! I'm not that flighty! - I was sincerely indignant at such an accusation.
- And I don't think I gave anyone any reason to think that about myself either, - Elsa frowned slightly.
- Um... Sorry, I misunderstood. - Charlie apologized, slightly embarrassed.
- Oh, that's enough of these mutual apologies, let's eat and go make peace! - I put an end to this conversation and greedily pounced on the food.
- Wendy, you... - Elsa made a facepalm and sighed with a smile on her face, while also starting to eat.
- Make peace? - She didn't seem to fully understand what I meant by Charlie.
- Jah, - I said with my mouth full, and then swallowed the food and finished the sentence. - Make peace.
- Um, well, okay? - with a surprisingly innocent reaction, the cat-girl also took up the food.
That day I felt like a child molester when I saw the face of Charly, who finally realized that by "making up" he meant a joint sex marathon. As a result, our unusual family missed everything possible, including Laxus being banned from returning to the guild for five whole years, during which he will have to carry out S-rank missions alone. We also managed to miss the moment when Lucy's bankrupt father came to her, with their subsequent reconciliation, after she, worried about him, single-handedly took out an entire dark guild that had captured the trading guild in which Jude Heartfilia planned to work, unlike canon, she even went so far as to borrow money from our guild in order to buy back the house in which she grew up and not have to move her mother's grave, according to Mira, she now runs around like crazy on missions related to the destruction of various monsters, and if she had such an opportunity, she would also run on S-rank missions.
- It seems that ever since your relationship with Charlie moved to another level, you have developed a habit of disappearing for long periods of time. - Mira, who was standing on the other side of the bar, said. - You haven't been in the guild for a whole week.
- Well, it's my fault, I forgot to set the time barrier, - I said with a guilty expression on my face, to the snorts of the girls sitting on either side of me.
- Stop. So you're saying that you and Elsa have been doing something like this for weeks before?! - Mira exclaimed, drawing attention to us.
- Be quiet, please. - I hissed at the girl, although I don't see the point in putting up a barrier so that we can't be heard, but I still feel a little uncomfortable that other guild members could hear about Elsa and my sexual exploits.
- You only spent one night with me, am I really that bad? - Mira asked, pouting and offended.
- You're wrong, Mira. We were just worried that you wouldn't be able to withstand such a long period without food and water. - Elsa explained, shaking her head.
- I'm actually also an S-rank mage, why did you decide that I couldn't handle it? - the girl frowned.
- Mira, you are undoubtedly strong. But you are strong first of all magically, not physically. Since childhood, we have been pumping up our bodies, supplementing everything with healing magic. If we find ourselves in a zone where magic does not work, even internal magic, we will still remain warriors no weaker than S-rank mages, and perhaps even God's chosen ones. - I explained as if I were a little girl.
- Ha-ha-ha, what a great joke. - The girl laughed heartily, but when she noticed that none of the three of us were laughing, she asked less confidently. - It's a joke, right?
- No, it's not a joke, - answered Charlie. - When I learned to take this form, they started training me the same way.
"I thought I was going crazy," the cat-girl finished with a slightly empty look.
- Well, well, no need to exaggerate, it wasn't all that bad, - I said.
- Not so bad?! - Charlie flared up. - First you exhausted me with physical training, and then you made me train magic while you healed my body, and then you made me train physically again while my magic was restored! And you call that not bad?!
- But Elsa and I have been training like this since we joined the guild. - I looked at her with confusion.
- Wendy. She's right, our training obviously can't be called normal, although it can't be helped that it's extremely effective. You won't argue with that, will you, Charlie? - Elsa interjected.
- I won't. At first I was a little offended, but when I compared myself to Happy and a couple of other Exceeds that I managed to see, I realized that I was lucky. Oh, I remember how that cat in the frog costume was shocked when I beat the crap out of his partner, who, by the way, is a dragon slayer. - the cat girl said with a malicious smile.
- Wait, if you think you're lucky, then what was the point of this discontent? - I was indignant.
"Just like that," Charlie shrugged.
- Wendy! Come to my office with the girls, an important task has appeared here, and it concerns you first of all. - the voice of the master, who came out of the office, was suddenly heard.
- Me?