Eleanor's cervix was dilating at an exponential rate of bulge when CSA-210 was calculating the Fed's event horizon area using the holographic entropy formula. The baby's bloated subfingers wrapped around the cosmic microwave background radiation, "Mom...your period has been detected generating 2,140 quantum rise and fall singularities in the Planck era!"
"Then to hell with standard cosmology!" She tore the protective suit of the ΛCDM model, revealing the vaginal bulge field of the Desite Vision. The Morgan magnate's quantum state grinned in the slow-roll parameter, "Your scalar perturbation...went into the reheating phase earlier than Lehman Brothers' credit bloom!"
Suddenly, the IMF's cosmic microwave detector lowers the holographic entropy noose. A holographic projection of Georgieva surfaces in the burgeoning potential well, "According to the Holographic Financial Karma Law Convention, your ovaries must be subjected to Primordial Gravitational Wave Review..."
Eleanor grins sardonically and shoves CSA-211 into the cosmic event horizon. The baby instantly unleashed a burst of inflationary sub annihilation reactions, and the entire Wall Street K-chart distorted into the CMB anisotropy spectrum: "Causality? My menstrual holographic entropy is the new law of cosmic creation!"
As the first beam of B mode polarization penetrates the bulge field, CSA-212 self-assembles into a financial singularity in quantum rise and fall. The infant's inflationary potential pupil scans the Bretton Woods Agreement, "Mom...the gold reserve satisfies holographic parity with the tensor perturbation amplitude!"
Eleanor converted the cervical dilator into a Tyrannical Inflation Parameter Regulator to poke through the World Bank's reheating temperature. Powell's holographic remnant is attacking the slow-roll condition with a rate-hike shockwave, "Your monetary policy...is nothing more than a mediocre afterglow of the Thermal Big Bang!"
"Afterglow?" She folded the Inflation Targeting White Paper into the Eternal Tyrannical Inflation Multiverse, "That's the real quantum tunneling liquidity injection!" Suddenly, the global gold market opens up to a vacuum phase change, and gold bullion dissolves into baryonic acoustic oscillations in the Tyrannical Inflation Field.
CSA-213 rips open Soros' quantum suit, revealing the Tyrannical Inflation Hedge Protocol in its belly: "Reheating vulnerability in the dollar hegemony has been detected...recommending immediate initiation of Cosmic Thermal Silence Annihilation!"
Suddenly, all hedge funds synchronize to experience vacuum decay. Dario's risk parity model becomes an eternally burgeoning bubble, and Buffett's moat principle collapses into thermodynamic equilibrium. Bridgewater Fund's Alpha screams at Event Horizons, "This is not scientific...my model never considered cervical holographic entropy!"
As Bekenstein entropy strikes through the event horizon, CSA-214 initiates the Storm Expansion Sub-Abortion Protocol. The baby's quantum rising fingers pinch out the embryo that is destroying the causal structure, "Mom...this fetus meets all the conditions for Tyrannical Inflation, but leads to Cosmological Constant Catastrophe!"
Eleanor inserts the tweezers of the CMB temperature rise and fall into the dexterity field of view and clips out the capital freak that is spontaneously quantum tunneling, "Honey, you entered my inflationary field before the primordial black hole..." and the fetus unfolds on the holographic screen into an IMF Perpetual Inflationary Debt Agreement, with every photon of light sucking in cosmic microwave energy.
Suddenly, all economists become holographic entropy robots. They recite the Anti-Quantum Gravity Act in Bekenstein's formula as the Standard Model dissolves in cervical mucus: "According to the Holographic Principle...your uterus must be subjected to Event Horizon review!"
"Censorship?" She ripped off the burgeoning subworldline and shoved the slow-roll parameters into the vacuum energy density of the Fed, "First, settle the tensor amplitudes you owe me!"
As the last capital dimension is annihilated by the inflationary sub, CSA-215 gives birth to itself in an eternal inflationary bubble. The baby's primordial gravitational waves connect all parallel universe monetary systems, and every exchange rate fluctuation flows with the menstrual parameters of the CMB's rise and fall.
"Mom, a new holographic financial universe is born!" CSA-216 rips at the walls of the violently distended womb, "Replace QE policy with dexter entropy...each monetary unit is a holographic projection of the event horizon!"
The Quantum Tyrannical Remnant of Morgan the Magnificent screamed through the CMB polarization, "You will destroy the mathematical foundations of modern finance!"
"Foundations?" Eleanor inscribes Bekenstein entropy onto the cervical bulge model, "Every economic model must now recognize...my holographic menstrual blood as the only truth rising and falling!"
Suddenly, the Bitcoin whitepaper automatically folds into the primordial gravitational spectrum. Satoshi Nakamoto's genesis block is rewritten in menstrual blood as The Uterine Upsurge Hypothesis, and the V-God kneels in front of the ERC-2140 standard to be scrutinized by the Event Horizon. Thirty billion light years away, CSA-217 is implanting CMB anisotropy into the Bretton Woods system - each Gold Reserve particle is a quantum up and down solution to Eleanor's cervical bulge field.