**What's Going On?!**
Haruto Saito was completely dumbfounded!
Tsunade had suddenly barged into his house out of nowhere, walked straight into his bathroom without explanation, and then—without a second thought—began undressing… She didn't even give him a chance to react. Was she serious?!
Her face was flushed red, her body swaying as she muttered something under her breath. She had already taken off her green outer robe, carelessly tossing it to the floor, and was now starting to remove the rest of her clothing.
*Gulp!* Haruto swallowed hard, feeling his throat go dry. But in the next instant, he lunged forward, grabbing Tsunade's hand and shouting, "Hey, hey, hey! Stop! What are you doing?!"
"Hm?" Tsunade turned to look at him, her drunken eyes blinking lazily as she finally seemed to register his presence. She hummed softly and slurred, "Y-you… stupid little brat… What are you doing? I… I'm taking a bath…"
Her speech was sluggish, her words jumbled. Just how much had she drunk to end up like this?
"Can you please take your bath at your own house? Not here!" Haruto practically shouted, hoping his voice would cut through her intoxicated haze.
He had absolutely no intention of taking advantage of Tsunade—he valued his life too much for that. If he messed around, he'd be dead meat!
"H-home? Go home?" Tsunade blinked in surprise, taking a step closer and hooking an arm around Haruto's neck. The strong scent of alcohol hit his face as she grinned. "Why should I go home? This *is* my home! Oh, right! You… you little brat! What are *you* doing here?"
Haruto instantly understood—
Tsunade had stumbled into the wrong house while completely wasted!
Her home was right next door, separated by a single wall. The layouts of both houses were nearly identical, from the positioning of the main buildings to the interior structure. She must have mistaken his house for hers. In her drunken state, she had assumed everything was as it should be and prepared to take a bath without a second thought.
"Oi! Oi! This is *my* house!" Haruto yanked on Tsunade's ear and yelled, "Can you hear me clearly?! MY HOUSE! You walked into the wrong one!"
"W-wrong house?" Tsunade tilted her head, still draped over Haruto. She swayed on her feet, forcing him to sway with her. Then she stubbornly shook her head and laughed. "No way! I'm happy today! That means I couldn't have messed up!"
What kind of logic was that?!
Haruto sighed. "Listen, lady, can you at least put your clothes back on? I'd like to live a little longer." He lightly patted her cheek before quickly stepping away, grabbing the green robe she had tossed aside.
"Oi! You little brat, let me tell you something—ugh!" Tsunade hiccupped before staggering forward again. "Today, Jiraiya and I… we drank twenty… twenty-three… wait, no… twenty-four! Yeah, twenty-four! And that idiot passed out under the table! Ha! Twenty-four bottles! *Big* ones too!"
"T-twenty-four? Are you insane?!" Haruto shook his head as he threw the robe over her shoulders.
"Hey, I was just—" Tsunade started to say something when she suddenly lost her footing. She stumbled straight into Haruto, knocking him over.
And then—
Her soft lips landed directly on his.
It was warm, smooth, and… incredibly soft.
Haruto's brain short-circuited. He had just been forcefully kissed! Even if it was an accident, the fact remained that she was on top of him, and their lips had met.
"Mmm?" Tsunade's eyes widened in surprise. She blinked a few times, seeming to process the situation, then… she moved her lips slightly.
*Oh, crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap!!!*
Haruto's mind was spinning. Tsunade was way too *proactive*—this was getting dangerous!
"Mmmph! Oi! Mmm… hey—" Haruto struggled, pushing against Tsunade, trying to break free. His emotions were in complete turmoil. This was an absurd mix of feeling lucky, panicked, and scared for his life all at once.
Wait. *Lucky?*
Haruto's eyes suddenly widened as he remembered—his **Limited-Time Luck** was still active! It was supposed to last for at least five more hours.
Could this… could this situation also be part of his maxed-out Luck?
Was Tsunade walking into the wrong house also because of Luck?!
Haruto tried pushing her away again.
"You… stupid brat… We just… kissed… hehe…" Tsunade mumbled, still visibly dazed. Her eyes were glazed over—she clearly had no idea what she was doing.
Haruto wasn't trying to take advantage of Tsunade. Right now, this could be considered *lucky*, but once the Luck effect wore off, it could turn into *misfortune*! If she realized what had happened, he'd be lucky to escape with just a few broken bones.
Of course, it wasn't *just* about his safety. Tsunade had once saved his life. If she were sober, he wouldn't mind messing around a little. But right now, she was completely out of it—he couldn't just take advantage of her like that.
"Ugh, your breath reeks of alcohol." Haruto turned his head away, spitting a few times before he firmly pushed Tsunade off and pulled her up to her feet. "Why the hell did you drink so much? Look at you—you're a mess!"
"I-I was happy!" Tsunade actually responded clearly. She clung to Haruto, giggling drunkenly as she said, "The… Yin Seal… I finally… completely mastered it…"
*Splash!*
Before Haruto could process her words, Tsunade lost her balance and fell straight into the bathtub. The problem? She was still gripping Haruto's arm.
As a result, he was dragged in with her.
Water splashed everywhere, nearly half the tub overflowing onto the floor.
Both of them were completely soaked. Haruto came up coughing, having accidentally swallowed some water. But when he looked up, his mind went blank.
Tsunade's clothes were drenched, clinging to her body, revealing… quite a lot.
Haruto froze.
Meanwhile, Tsunade, seemingly oblivious, started stripping again. "Bath… why am I still dressed…? So stupid… I'm so stupid…" she mumbled.
As she berated herself, she removed her wet outer shirt, leaving only her undergarments. She seemed to have completely forgotten that Haruto was even there.
Tsunade's figure… there was no need for words. One phrase described it perfectly: *impossible to ignore!*
Haruto made a snap decision—not to stop her.
Instead, he was going to **run**.
He needed to get far, far away before things got *really* messy.
But just as he was about to make his escape, Tsunade turned her head and blinked at him in confusion.
"Oi… stupid brat… what are *you* doing here?" she slurred. Incredibly, she had already forgotten what had just happened. Haruto didn't even bother answering. He just shot up, ready to jump out of the tub.
Unfortunately, before he could escape, he felt a strong grip on his shoulder.
Tsunade slammed him right back down into the water.
"Little brat, don't ignore me! I asked you a question!" she scolded.
"Ugh… I was *just passing through!*" Haruto quickly lied, attempting another escape.
But Tsunade pinned him again. This time, she grabbed his collar, swaying slightly as she muttered, "Bath… you… why aren't you… undressing?"
"Uh… I-I don't think that's necessary…"
"Nonsense… stupid brat… disobedient…"
And then, she reached for his clothes.