"Haah!!!"
Morning arrived with a startled yell from that idiot Kitahara, waking everyone up groggily.
Just as Shiro tried to sit up, he felt resistance on his body as Azusa was lying completely on top of him!
With no other choice, Shiro pushed her off before sitting up, making him look exactly like an unrepentant scumbag. At least, that's how Iori saw it, his eyes burning with jealousy.
And the reason Kitahara had screamed just now?
The moment he woke up, he saw that bastard Shiro lying completely naked, hugging a scantily dressed girl!
What the hell was going on?!
Wasn't this bastard drinking here with them last night?! How was there a girl now?!
What the hell did this scumbag do after they passed out from drinking?!
And in my room, of all places?!
Damn it all!!!
Kitahara Iori admitted it; he was jealous, jealous enough to grind his molars to dust!
He had even picked out the perfect coffin for this damn scumbag!
"Ha~ What's wrong, Kitahara? Screaming so early in the morning? You don't need to be in such a rush if you want breakfast."
Completely oblivious to his impending doom, Shiro yawned while searching for his pants.
As for how much emotional damage his actions had inflicted on a poor virgin like Kitahara? That wasn't his problem.
Iori, not even bothering to put on his pants, silently approached Shiro with a darkened expression.
It was only when Shiro finally pulled on his pants that he sensed something was wrong, immediately taking two cautious steps back…
"Uh… Kitahara? Is there a problem? How about I go check if Nanaka-nee has breakfast ready?"
Shiro was already prepared to bolt, but the enraged virgin didn't give him the chance!
"Eat shit, you bastard!!!"
With a speed beyond human comprehension, Iori lunged at him, locking him in a chokehold before executing a brutal slam!
What followed was a real-life recreation of "WWE Blackout!"
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!
Iori showed absolutely no mercy, stomping down repeatedly, leaving the freshly awakened seniors and Kōhei utterly dumbfounded.
"Damn… things are getting intense so early in the morning."
"This just proves how close they are. Kōhei, don't you want to join in?"
"!!! Which one of your eyes sees me wanting to join?!"
"… …"
"You bastard! What the hell are you doing this early in the morning?!"
Shiro was completely dazed. He hadn't even brushed his teeth yet! Why was he already getting beaten up?!
"And you still have the nerve to ask?! Why the hell is there a scantily dressed woman next to you?! What the hell did you do last night?! And why the hell didn't you call me, you goddamn scumbag?!"
"…"
Shiro fell silent after hearing Iori's words.
Calling you along would be the real scumbag move!!!
"Stop it, you idiot! That's Azusa—Azusa-nee! She's from our club! What the hell are you imagining?!"
Feeling like he was about to be stomped to death, Shiro had no choice but to explain to that fool Kitahara, all while lamenting how terrifying virgins were.
Iori finally paused, looking dazedly at the two upperclassmen.
Noticing Iori's gaze, the two seniors, who had just finished putting on their clothes, nodded.
"Ah, yeah. That's Azusa."
"She's from our club. Your senior, actually. By the way, Iori, you and Kōhei are meeting her for the first time, huh?"
The two seniors briefly explained the intercollegiate club system to the freshmen.
"So she's from the neighboring Oumi Women's College, in the same grade as us. Her full name is Azusa Hamaoka."
After hearing the explanation, Iori slowly began to accept it. His foot finally stopped moving.
So she's a senior, huh~
However, he had forgotten something…
SMACK!
Shiro, smiling deviously, grabbed Iori by the head.
"You little shit! You sure had fun stomping me just now, huh?!"
"AAAAHHH!!!"
…
Kōhei, looking at the two wrestling on the ground, wore an expression of absolute disdain, radiating the aura of someone who was the only sane person in the room.
"So… why exactly is she sleeping here?"
"Huh? Isn't it just because there's a bed in the club room?"
"Pretty obvious she just pulled an all-nighter before coming over."
Kōhei's face twitched as he looked at the two seniors.
So, in their minds, having a bed meant anyone could just sleep there, huh?!
Did they seriously not find it weird that a girl was sleeping in a room with five naked guys?!
"I don't care if she's a senior! This is still unacceptable! Why the hell was she hugging you in her sleep, you goddamn scumbag?!"
Iori, finally snapping back to reality, shouted in fury. It didn't matter if she was a senior, was that really the important part?
The real question was why the hell she was hugging Shiro while sleeping!!!
"Ah, you guys don't know?"
Tokita looked at Iori and Kohei in confusion. He had assumed they already knew.
Seeing their bewildered expressions, Kotobuki explained, "Shiro and Azusa are pretty close, you know? I heard they're neighbors and often drink together."
!!!
"As expected, you scumbag should just stay in a box!"
"We're just neighbors! You bastard, aren't you the one living with Chisa and Nanaka-nee?!"
Shiro really wanted to pry open Iori's head and see if it was filled with nothing but lewd thoughts!
"But still, sleeping in a room with five naked guys..."
Unable to refute Shiro, Iori shifted his focus back to the unfamiliar senior girl. Wait, does a girl like this really exist?
"She's not the type to care about something so trivial. Look."
Tokita pointed at a pile of clothes in the corner—Azusa's clothes, to be precise.
Iori and Kohei, who weren't familiar with Azusa's personality, stared at her in shock. They had only seen this kind of woman on TV!
"She undressed without hesitation!"
"She took off her clothes and slept in a room with five naked guys..."
"Ha~ Can you two act normal for once..."
Shiro yawned. He was already used to this kind of thing and didn't understand why they were making such a big deal out of it.
Wait, did something happen last night?
He vaguely remembered muttering about drinking water in his dream.
Damn!
He dreamt about water!
Did he wet the bed?!
…