At the PaB okonomiyaki stall—
Kudou, the president of TB, was flirting with Azusa and Chisa alongside another guy from his club.
As he drank, Kudou got more and more irritated. The more he thought about it, the more absurd it was!
Why was he getting completely dominated by a freshman?!
So, his original plan was to come here and cause trouble.
But to his surprise—
The two girls PaB left behind were adorably cute!
More importantly, those beasts weren't around!
Seeing this, Kudou smirked.
Since PaB stole his business, he'd just steal their people!
He was confident in his looks and charm.
No girl could resist him!
"So, what do you say? How about going on a date with us?"
"I guarantee you'll have a great time."
The two of them leaned in, resting their faces on their hands, acting as if rejection wasn't even an option.
"Um… that's a little…"
Azusa turned her head away.
She wasn't good at dealing with these self-important guys. (With the exception of people she already knew, of course.)
"So, how many servings do you want?"
Chisa, however, was much more direct.
Her tone was ice-cold—Buy or get lost!
"In that case, I'll take five servings. Now, can I have your number—"
SMACK!
Before Kudou could finish, he felt a hand grip his shoulder from behind. Turning his head, he was met with a face straight out of a horror movie.
"Senpai~ Long time no see! You're not here to cause trouble, right?"
!!!
Seeing Shiro—his mouth dripping with an unknown liquid—Kudou shuddered on instinct!
What the hell is this look?!
Did the devils of hell just summon him back?!
And why the hell was he walking around in public wearing nothing but underwear?!
Meanwhile, TB's other guy was facing an even worse fate.
Because he had two demons confronting him!
"Yo!"
"Having fun flirting with the ladies, huh, Niichan?!"
"Wanna take a trip to hell too? Huh?"
As they spoke, they absentmindedly rolled marbles between their knuckles.
The three of them had just returned from hell!
That so-called "greeting event" was just non-stop drinking!
If not for the upcoming Male Pageant event, they might not have made it back at all!
'These two are actual demons!!!'
That guy had never seen such a scene before, and his legs instantly went weak! His pleading gaze turned toward his president for help!
Kudou's mouth twitched, he hadn't expected PaB's other members to suddenly return, and looking like demons at that. What the hell had they just been through?!
"Haha… Junior, we were just here to observe and learn. After all, your business here is much better than ours."
Kudou awkwardly scratched his head. With beautiful girls around, he couldn't ruin his image!
"Eh? But, senpai, weren't you the ones who chose to close your own stall?"
"!"
Kudou almost lost control of his expression. You damn brat, don't you know why we had to close our stall?!
He took a deep breath, repeatedly telling himself to stay calm. Stay calm. Maintain the image!
Without looking at Shiro and the others anymore, he turned to Azusa and Chisa, said, "See you next time," and was about to drag his club member away.
However…
"Hey, senpai, didn't you just say you were going to buy five Osaka-style okonomiyaki?"
Shiro blocked their way with a smirk. He had heard it very clearly just now~
Kudou's face stiffened, and he clenched his fists tightly, roaring internally, 'This sinister, squinty-eyed motherfucker!!'
"Uh… about that… the okonomiyaki, we'll just…"
"Here!"
Before Kudou could finish, a piece of paper was shoved into his hand by Shiro.
"What's this?"
Kudou looked at it in confusion. Could it be one of those legendary cursed talismans?!
Shiro leaned in close and whispered, "It's her contact info. Don't be fooled by her expression, she's actually always had a thing for you."
Kudou dumbly stared at Shiro, then turned to look at Azusa. Azusa was smiling brightly in their direction (actually waving at Shiro).
!!! She likes me but is just too shy to admit it!
Kudou immediately pocketed the paper and turned back. "Five Osaka-style okonomiyaki!"
His resentment toward Shiro slightly decreased!
So this guy isn't that bad after all! If he apologizes properly, maybe I'll even consider making him the next TB president!
Chisa looked at the two of them with confusion. What were these guys whispering about? Since when did Kamishiro get along so well with this annoying guy?
Azusa, on the other hand, was struggling to hold back her laughter. She knew Shiro too well. That expression—he was clearly setting someone up!
Although she wasn't too willing, Chisa still picked up the spatula since they were paying customers. "Five Osaka-style okonomiyaki…"
Just as she was about to start cooking, she suddenly found the spatula snatched from her hands.
"Haha, Chisa, take a break. Of course, I should personally serve senpai. Senpai, let me tell you, my teppanyaki skills are way better than theirs!"
Kudou's eye twitched wildly. To be honest, he didn't care too much about the taste of the food. He just wanted to eat something made by a cute girl!
But… the most important thing was already in his hands, so whatever!
Chisa shuddered as she looked at Shiro. She quickly handed over the other ingredients and retreated frantically, as if staying even a second longer would contaminate her with the aura of hell!
Azusa was struggling even harder to hold back laughter. This was too evil! Shiro was way too evil!
Standing in front of the griddle, Shiro grinned at the unsuspecting Kudou.
Trying to flirt with our poster girls? Go flirt in hell!
We only have a few poster girls in PaB! No one can take them away!!!
My dream as a master chef… grant me your strength!
…
"Σ_(???」∠) Ugh… Junior, are you sure… ugh… this thing is edible?"
Looking at the five servings of okonomiyaki before him—colored in horrifying shades of black, purple, blue, gold, and green—Kudou felt his stomach churning violently.
There was no need to even taste it, just looking at it and smelling it was already unbearable!
Why the hell did you end up making five servings of okonomiyaki with such terrifying colors?!
Azusa and the others retreated like crazy. In just one day, Shiro had become even scarier!
Shiro cheerfully placed the okonomiyaki in front of Kudou. "Of course, senpai! It's a secret specialty! Super delicious!"
Kudou stared at the golden-colored okonomiyaki before him, his stomach turning inside out.
There was no way in hell this was edible! If he ate this, he was definitely going to meet God!!!
"Forget it, junior… Just pack it up for us."
Originally, Kudou wanted to refuse outright, but seeing Iori and Kouhei standing beside Shiro at some point, his survival instincts kicked in, and he immediately changed his tone.
His mind was already made up—he'd throw this garbage in the trash the moment they left!!!
"That won't do, senpai. At PaB, we strictly prohibit food waste. Eat it here."
Shiro, of course, saw right through their plan and shook his head in refusal.
At the same time, he and his two companions each held a plate and slowly advanced toward them with sinister smiles!
Seeing the five servings of okonomiyaki getting closer, the two TB members finally lost it. They turned around and tried to run!
BANG! BANG!
The two of them crashed into two rock-hard chests—Tokita and Kotobuki were standing there, grinning menacingly!
"Welcome!!!"
"AAAAAAAHHHH!!! Σ_(???」∠) UGH!"
.....
Pa! Pa!
With a satisfied smile, Shiro returned to PaB. He had just thrown two human-shaped pieces of trash into the garbage bin—after all, trash belongs in its rightful place.
That hazardous waste classification was spot on~
"So you really gave them my contact info?"
Azu suddenly grabbed Shiro by the neck, grinning as she aggressively ruffled his hair.
"How could I? That was Tokita-senpai's number. If they actually call..."
"Pfft—hahaha! You're such a menace, Shiro~"