The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, what a bright morning it is. Right now I am fulfilling the call of nature.
*Plop! *
I'm still not used to this world. The toilet is squatting here! In my house in the old world, everyone had a sitting toilet. but here everyone has squat toilets!
OK, I can still tolerate all this, but... there is no water here and there is only tissue like tissue here!!. what do they use to wipe their butts? I can't if I don't clean my butt with water, if I don't use water I feel like I'm still dirty. Luckily I've learned water magic.
My magic is still at basic level but I believe I can flood a village just with my magic, mwahahaha...if that was 2 years ago. Yes, I am 3 years old and I have succeeded in extracting Mana into very pure and very concentrated energy from what was like a gas to becoming like a liquid. Even though it's good, just spending a little mana can produce very powerful magic. I have a hard time controlling it and because it's very pure energy, my body can't store too much. If I store too much it will cause Mana Overload which causes an explosive reaction in the body. I have that feeling.
For my previous comparison, my Mana capacity was probably enough to make this village into a sea of fire with 100% efficiency in using all Mana. My Mana Capacity is now only 50% full of what it used to be and Usage Efficiency is only 20% because it is difficult to Control the Mana that comes out.
If we use an example to illustrate it. It's like I used to vape as usual, just inhaling smoke and then exhaling, but now I smoke vape liquid and am expected to emit smoke. how can i do that?
That's why I'm having trouble in this toilet. I'm having a hard time controlling the amount of energy I need to create this water magic. If I measure it wrong, I could drown in the toilet. It wouldn't be funny if I drowned in the toilet.
I could feel my Mana flowing from my Heart through my brain and towards my hands. I carefully made a medium sized water ball in the palm of my hand.
The water ball suddenly grew to the size of half my body which made me panic and I immediately stopped the flow of energy in my hand.
"Fuuh Almost failed." I breathed a sigh of relief looking at the water ball half the size of my body that I had made with great effort.
I am indeed the most talented human being. In just 2 years I was able to perfect the Mana Extraction Technique by Filtering it through the Liver then storing it in the Heart and then Processing it into magic through the Brain. All this just by paying attention to other people's mana pathways and thinking about the function of the organs in the body. Even now I have started to be able to make this small magic, even though the Mana I use is very wasteful.
A lot of Mana was wasted in the process because I didn't control the amount that came out. just a small magic like this already used up 10/100% of my Mana. But it is impossible for everything to always be perfect. Because the extraction results also produce Energy Waste which is more unstable and has more negative effects on living things. Where do I throw the waste energy? I do not know either. Every time I finish extracting Mana, the waste always flies and gathers towards the forest.
Oops I have to clean my beautiful butt first. Indeed, if you are in the toilet you will think about a lot of things. I only use a little water, I just throw away the rest.
*Splash! *
*Scrub! *
My stomach is relieved, but there is no soap in this world. Maybe I'll make a cleansing magic that can clean dirt and make the body smell good.
*Splat! *
Ouch, the floor is wet because I threw away the rest of my water magic. Leave it to Lilia to clean it later.
"Hm~ Hm~" I was opening the toilet door while humming when I suddenly felt a violent shaking and a loud sound from upstairs.
*Crash!*
This made me slip and fall and then hit my head hard on the toilet.
'People say, falling in the toilet can make people die. Will I die in the toilet...' That was my last consciousness before heading to the Land of Toilet Fairies.
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"Will, are you okay?"
I opened my eyes to see everyone here and heard Zenith's voice asking about my condition.
"Uaakkh!"
I screamed when I woke up in panic remembering my dream in Land of Toilet Fairies which had a unique design and a pungent smell. They are all yellow, brown, black, and some are even red.
"Will, what's wrong with you?" Paul asked seeing my pale face.
"I'm okay, it was just a bad dream." Just remembering that dream made my face very pale HII!!.
"Will-niisan, why are you sleeping in Toilet?"
"I slipped because of the shaking upstairs earlier." I answered Rudeus then I stood up and came out of the toilet, then Lilia brought a towel and my change of clothes to change my wet clothes.
Rudeus who heard that suddenly had a sweat on his face and smiled nervously.
"Oh Will, Rudy is great, he can use intermediate level magic, that shock was the result of Rudy's magic. So mom and dad decided to hire a magic teacher for Rudy and you!" Zenith enthusiastically said the cause why I entered the Land of Toilet Fairies.
"Ah...Wai-" Rudeus who wanted to stop the excited Zenith saw me looking at him with my cold smile.
"Will, you can just learn Swordsmanship from Dad so you can become a cool Swordsman like Dad!" Paul interrupted Rudeus' previous words by enthusiastically encouraging me to become a swordsman.
"What! Darling didn't we agree to study magic in the morning and swordsmanship in the afternoon?" Zenith, who heard that, was annoyed with Paul who was wishy-washy.
"B-But I want my son to be a swordsman, and we don't know if he has magical talent..." Paul muttered with a frown.
"What! Will definitely has a talent for magic!" Zenith shouted in disapproval hearing Paul's muttering.
Hearing Paul and Zenith arguing I said,
"Mom and Dad, I also want to take magic lessons. If I don't have magic talent then I will focus on learning swordsmanship with dad."
After they heard my words they stopped arguing and apologized to each other in a friendly manner.
OK, this problem is resolved, there is still one thing I need to take care of. I looked at Rudeus who was trying to quietly sneak away.
"Oi, where are you going?"
Rudeus who heard me calling him in a very low tone was surprised and nervously turned around.
"Um...it was Will-niisan's fault who fell himself, not me." Rudeus defends himself while breaking out in cold sweat.
"There's no excuse, come here!" I shouted running after Rudeus who ran away.
"I'm sorry Will-niisan!"
"Pfft HAHAHAHA."
Seeing me and Rudeus chasing each other makes everyone laugh cheerfully.
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