Hentai Shinobi Rule 56: Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.
'It worked!'
He was… someone. Of course, it did not narrow down his identity, which was the intended effect 'He' and 'They' wanted to achieve. His transformation was something eldritch researched within Iwagakure, a grotesque forbidden jutsu that stripped someone else's flesh and pasted it upon the target. The transformation would not be revoked until the user died, and one also needed to apply supporting seals to accurately mimic the victim's weight.
Whoever he was before—now—Hirune wondered how someone in Iwa got the brilliant idea to conjure this horror and what possessed Onoki to allow someone to research the Jutsu.
Well, either way, it worked. He was now Hirune, the only lucky Konoha's sleeping cells to safely return due to Team Yuhi's efforts.
Kumo and Iwa already threatened Konoha's security and administration by coordinating an attack on all their spy network within Iwa and Kumo, leaving them scrambling for any sense of control. Hirune's superior predicted Konoha would soon launch an effort to weed out the spies within. In such a sensitive time, nobody would suspect him.
Hirune's sole task was coordinating and establishing a network Konoha's elites wouldn't suspect. It was best to strike the iron when it was hot since many resources were needed to set this stage. Needless to say, Iwagakure wanted to maintain its dominance over Konohagakure. Eradicating them in one singular war was a fantasy, but it could wear down the village founded by the God of Shinobi. The thought of being one of the crucial links to achieving that more than excited Hirune!
Another fantastic aspect of being a descendant of a line of sleeper cells was the issue of Chakra Signature.
Since Hirune was known to be loyal to Konoha, the administration registered his Chakra Signature into the village's Detection Barrier. His circumstances differed from other spies, primarily civilians performing regular jobs. It was possible that Iwa would never call upon them and would let them become the first-generation sleeper cells instead.
After all, due to the detection barriers, only a few elites could hope to infiltrate a Shinobi Village, making outside conflicts or infiltrating the noble houses the standard route to establishing spy networks.
Hirune quickly left his humble household, which had yet to experience a Shinobi's touch. The apartment was allotted to him a few hours ago with the promise of further supplies in the coming week to fully settle him and make him feel at home.
Before he could continue further, however, Hirune needed to deal with the Village's surveillance. It wasn't unusual for Anbu and the Military Police Force to patrol several regions. The security should have only gotten tighter since Iwa, Kumo, and Kiri struck Uzu. Hirune needed to avoid all these scouts.
'Summoning Jutsu.'
A feeble puff of smoke revealed a tiny yellow and black-stripped hornet alongside Hirune's true identity as the Kamizuru Clan's Shinobi, capable of bonding with bees, wasps, and hornets, much like the Aburame Clan's parasitic bugs.
Without waiting for Hirune's prompt, the Hornet curled its body, stabbing its stinger into the back of his palm before injecting a strange venom.
'Guh!'
His vision momentarily swam before Hirune quickly regained his composure. However, a numbing sensation spread throughout the spy, making his body break out in cold sweat that soon drenched his clothes.
Already experienced with the poison, Hirune maintained a calm breath.
The Hornet was one of the rarest prizes within Kamizuru Clan's protected hives and nests. It was called the Invisible Hornet, for within it flowed a venom that made it invisible to any sensors. Even if placed in front of an experienced sensor, or someone with a Dojutsu for that matter, they wouldn't be able to 'see' the Hornet as if it was part of nature.
Allowing its venom to pollute the body in small dosages allowed a Shinobi to temporarily access this innate ability. However, it was a dangerous task. The dosage must be precise, or the Shinobi would succumb to poison, experiencing a twisted death that left their corpses deformed and partially turned into a hardened shell-like carapace similar to a hornet's exterior.
Hirune had witnessed such deaths twice, thoroughly chilling his heart with trepidation.
As the Hornet disappeared, Hirune felt movement return to his body.
But it wasn't time to move yet.
'Summoning Jutsu.'
The Kamizuru Clan was fundamentally different from the Aburame Clan. While the latter hosted most of their necessary partners within their bodies and chakra network, the former formed summoning contracts with unique but limited numbers of bees, hornets, and wasps. It saved the Kamizuru Clan the expense of turning their bodies into a nest… They could also seal a swarm of bees, hornets, and wasps within a sealing scroll, but that didn't fit Hirune's bill, and he couldn't display his complete abilities.
The Hornet summoned was different from the tiger-stripped variant from before. While the size of a fist, with relatively more enormous wings, the hornet's flying did not create any noise. It was like a dark greyish ghost growing a pitch-black mane around its head.
A Dusk Hornet.
Like its previous cousin, the Dusk Hornet was also challenging to track and capture. However, they could be sensed by other sensors. Fortunately, the hornet was as ordinary as they came, raising no suspicion. Its ghost-like flight was a biological feature instead of a Chakra Ability.
The advantage of using the Dusk Hornet for the next step was that it was tame and didn't have a poisonous sting, which promised Hirune's death.
'Insect Art: Compound Vision.'
Hirune performed hand seals before tapping an index finger atop the Dusk Hornet. He covered his right eye with a hand, immediately experiencing a shift in his vision as his world was divided into a human's and a hornet's point of view.
'Go.'
The Hornet flew a small distance, feeding its vision to Hirune.
Already on the clock due to the temporary Chakra Stealth through the previous hornet's venom, lest the Kamizuru Clan would have long invaded Konoha and more, the spy moved beyond the scouts and carefully approached Konoha's border. He needed to burrow through the usually invisible barrier around Konoha to form another link with his clansmen.
The Elemental Continent was more mysterious than civilian countries and settlements could expect. Most of its strangeness was usually discovered and felt by those capable of wielding, researching, and weaponizing Chakra—primarily, the Shinobi, Samurai, and Monks. Hirune was sure that the noble households most definitely sponsored a few researchers, but, at best, their findings were shallow.
Unique habitats littered the continent, housing mystical flora and fauna, including the three Legendary Unexplored Locations. Myths of beasts and strange trees were everywhere, and most of these rumors usually stemmed from realistic origins.
The examples included an elusive forest covered in mist, a massive lake with several moons or other astral objects within, a legendary creature with an Island on its back, a floating fortress, and more. Some legendary bees and monkeys could transform into Adamantium arms and defensive carapaces. Some trees are said to have existed since mankind's inception. There used to be a God named Rikudo with a Dojutsu that was more potent than the Sharingan and Byakugan combined!
What Hirune dealt with was not these rumors.
Iwagakure and Sunagakure were lands known for dried winds and harsh climates, often growing a series of poisonous beasts and predatory plants.
'Summoning Jutsu.'
Hirune forcefully suppressed the accompanying plume of smoke, letting the skull-sized hornet reappear hauntingly. On the hornet's back was another seal—a storage seal!
*Poof*
Hirune retrieved a few spherical seeds after ensuring his privacy for the umpteenth time. The scouting Hornet found nothing.
Letting the skull-sized summon leave, Hirune crouched and planted the seeds into the ground before allowing it to devour his Chakra for nourishment.
These seeds were researched and created explicitly by Iwa to discreetly deal with other Shinobi Village's detection barriers.
A soft shoot broke out of the soft soil before lengthening at a pace visible to the naked eye. The drain on Hirune's reserves was considerable, but he held on until several tender shoots flowered purple and then ripened into yellow, lemon-like fruits with thin skin.
Though appearing juicy and luscious, these fruits were pollutants filled with a specific poison.
Sighing in relief, Hirune wiped the sweat off his brows before plucking the eight fruits. He then uprooted the plants and sealed them within a recently acquired storage seal. He didn't destroy the plants because they were materials for an antidote he would have to concoct within a few hours using simple materials. After all, administering the poisonous fruits also harmed him.
Sensing that he was short on time, Hirune walked near the Invisible Barrier before crushing the fruits. Instead of the expected juices to splash out, making his clenching fist create a squashing noise, the fruit broke apart like brittle clay.
It broke into a yellowish powder that instantly latched onto an invisible, concave surface. Some of the material also remained on Hirune's palm before turning invisible.
Hirune continued to break the fruits as most and more 'dust' stuck to the invisible barrier before disappearing.
Once finished, Hirune summoned a hornet and tied a tiny scroll on its surface before sending it away from where it emerged.
With his task finished, Hirune swiftly flickered away and returned to his residence to concoct an antidote.
His mission was a success!
Now, he only needed the war to surge like an unstoppable tide before he helped create a path for Iwa's Shinobi to catch Konoha by surprise.
"Huff…"
White strands fluttered with a gentle wind. The Shinobi stood tall and strong, boasting a body honed more with perilous battles upon raging dust and shifting dunes than training. A straight tanto lay sheathed and strapped on the white-haired shinobi's back, his eyes gleaming with intrigue as he watched another blonde inspect the spot Hirune left not too long ago.
"So?" the whitehead inquired.
"It's a strange pollutant of sorts," the blonde mused. "Like a hidden disease or poison within the body that our immunity accidentally overlooks because it mimics a crucial biological function. It won't interfere with the Barrier or the seals used to form it…"
"But?" the overlooking Jonin questioned.
"But anyone can enter the Barrier through this spot," the Blonde Jonin revealed. "And intentionally or accidentally, those who enter or exit through this weak spot won't alert the Barrier Division temporarily."
"Can we replicate it?"
"There's one way to find out," The blonde smiled darkly, his lone green eye narrowed with cold intent as an ugly scar sealed his right eye in a mesh of healed flesh.
"Hirune's a guest," the white-haired Jonin rolled his eyes. "Geez, Inochi-san. Doesn't your Intelligence Division already have many captives to interrogate?"
"I say the more, the merrier," Inochi Yamanaka shrugged. He was relatively thinner compared to the other Jonin. The scar on his face covered the top-right of his features, significantly marring his otherwise handsome features.
"What about you, Hatake-san?" Inochi questioned as they strolled Konoha's streets, returning to report leisurely. "I heard you've got to beat some kid."
"Why do you sound envious?" Sakumo Hatake blinked as Inochi's left eye brightened.
"Oh, come on!" He gushed like an excited kid, momentarily forgetting his age, station, and the fact he was already a father to another Genin. "Who wouldn't want to discipline young shit stains?! Isn't that the joy of fatherhood?!"
Okay, perhaps he did not forget he was a father.
"That sounds abusive," Sakumo muttered.
"Nope," Inochi shook his head. "Beating children shitless for money to fuel alcohol addiction—that's abusive! I'm talking about discipline. Discipline! Ah~! My wife knows the spots to hurt to keep me—"
"I'll meet you ahead," Sakumo wisely flickered away, leaving Inochi lonely and cold as the wind blew near his feet, rustling nearby shrubs and trees.
"How cold…" The blonde muttered with a disappointed huff. "Wait, did he think I was talking about sexual stuff?" He frowned before shaking his head. "No, it couldn't be. I was more than direct that it was just some casual punishment like spanking butts or grounding the kids."
He shrugged before flickering away, too.
'No, you didn't make it clear at all!'
The overhearing Anbu rolled his eyes under his mask before continuing to patrol the spot.
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As usual, it was a new, fucked up morning. Though resolved to feed and protect the redheaded nuclear warhead, Kai felt his motivations drain at the thought of an act he had to do.
Fuck bureaucracy!
At times like these, Kai momentarily missed the monotone of his past life, where he saw no benefit from emotions. But he knew better. His Trait had always suppressed the envy borne from watching others live to their fullest.
'Hmm? What was that prick's name?' Kai remembered his temporary partner's name all too well. They had completed a few jobs in his previous life, where he watched the other party fuck his way through the security's loved ones… before sleeping with the State Senator's family and THEN stealing from them. Of all the partners Kai had, that prick was the weirdest because he didn't appear 'horny.'
'Williams Logic… I wonder if he did fuck the Sun Priestess,' Kai's fingers pressed into Mito's calf as he mused. 'What about others? Did anyone try jumping off a roof to reincarnate? Whoever created this Reincarnation Technique must be enjoying the time of his life, right?'
"It's been a while since you massaged my feet, right?"
Mito's question gently tugged Kai from his thoughts as he glanced at the lady. He was still curious why Mito had stopped after the last time, but he had too many things going on to try otherwise. However, he was still disappointed.
"Yes," Kai agreed mutedly. Becoming a Genin suspended his usual daily mission of massaging Mito's legs. Today, he asked to do it on a whim. After all, there was still some awkwardness between the duo due to the few arguments where Kai may or may not have verbally flipped her, her village, and Konoha off—right before Uzushiogakure's destruction.
"Are you ready?"
If that wasn't the most boner-popping statement, then Kai didn't know what was, but he knew better and resisted his urges in broad daylight.
Only if he knew a Jutsu to make it night…
Oh, wait! A genjutsu should be the same.
Anyway, he knew what Mito was talking about. That's why Kai skipped Team Training, even though he was intrigued to witness what his first Harem Candidate could achieve.
'Wait,' Kai almost blanked out. 'Why did I sound like a groomer? Is it even my fault? Nono just up and decided to say she wanted to join the fun… I say fun, but I live a fucking dry life! Fuck, man… I thought I finally had the company of a proper woman… why am I forced to take care of kids… yeah, because I'm one!'
Kai took back all his admiration for the Reincarnation Technique's creator! Fuck that dude!
Who wants to stay in a kid's body?!
Imagine if Kai had awakened as a 4-year-old instead?
Brrr!
Chilling!
"Kai?"
He snapped out of his thoughts again. Today was different. After all, he would be the one to swallow and gulp with a smile as his opponents kept going rough… or so he predicted. The Hyuga Clan was anything but outgoing, casual, and considerate. The white-eyed assholes had effectively maintained slavery to the present day!
"Hmm? Ah, yeah. I'll do it, Mito-Sama," Kai forced a smile, wondering who should he vent upon?
Ameyuri, perhaps?
Yeah, she was an acceptable target.
"I just have to get it over with and accept my promotion," He hyped himself. Yeah. Being a Jonin shall open more titles and skill trees. He was looking forward to gaining one or two skills that could enhance his stats to prepare for the upcoming conflict.
An amused smile touched Mito as she questioned, "Do you think it would be that simple?"
"What do you mean?" Kai thinned his lips.
"If I know anything about Sarutobi Hiruzen—he's a sophisticated man. He wouldn't hand you the promotion based on sincerity alone. My best guess is he will test you a final time to witness your skills personally."
Kai shrugged, "That's fine, Mito-sama. I'm confident."
"That's good," Mito chuckled and closed her eyes to rest, leaving Kai wondering if he should use [Ero Hands] or [Focused Fingers] to try provoking a reaction.
Alright, he had just established he had too many things going on… but he could always make room for a steamy session of throatfucking his best Slutty Onahole. What kind of a man would Kai be if he didn't?
Since [Focused Fingers] would blow the cover due to its intrinsic ability to seep the Chakra into the target, Kai resorted to the fundamental [Ero Hands.]
"Mito-sama," Kai began with a hesitant tone. Yet, his fingers and hands grew assertive in molding the woman's transformed legs. He imagined his digits gliding over her supple flesh, those toes glistening wet and somewhat sticky after he'd painted them with several ejaculations that would thread and bridge her feet. "I… I want to…"
So, Kai began a somewhat heartfelt… something. It wasn't an apology but an explanation. Again, Kai didn't think he needed to apologize after realizing the fact it was Mito's fucked-up choice that threatened his favorite bio-chemical nuke's freedom. However… dat blowjob tho… So, Kai had to set the record straight to eventually wrap that record around his shaft and thrust it into Mito's inviting mouth.
And yet, Mito heard none of it.
Her thoughts quickly jumbled as she never anticipated Kai to make a move. For all intents and purposes, daytime was a safe haven for the woman. Or at least, it used to be. Unlike Mito, Kai didn't think for a second to wait until night to prowl the region before hunting for his target.
He just saw…
And kicked into action.
It was as if he was reaching her pleasure points and squeezing them, but Mito spent the majority of her time maintaining a relaxed expression as even her eyelids refused to tremble.
"The brat knows!"
'Know, he doesn't.' Mito retorted. Had Kai known it… with his attitude, he'd be pushing his erection against her face, asking her to suck him dry. He would be bucking his hips into her mouth in wild abandon—Gah! Stop imagining it!
The point was, Kai's massage was as innocent as it came…
It was just…
Good.
Drippingly so.
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Alternate Title: Bees and Bugs; Hirune, The Failed Spy; Set To Fail From The Start; The Freaks of Yamanaka Clan; The Hint of Nature Energy; The Distant Senjutsu Bee; Its All About Perception; Bees, Hornets, And Wasps; The Pollutant; The Barrier; Konoha's Compromised Defenses; Sakumo Hatake; Inochi Yamanaka; The Scarred Yamanaka; It Wasn't Sexual; Hatake Choosing To Preserve His Mental Innocence; The OG Dad Joke; That One Anbu; Kai Looks At OG FGN Kai: Shudder; Born Too Early; Kai: I Don't Wanna Goon (Commits To Gooning On an Old Woman); Born To Be a Chick Magnet, Forced To Be a Chibi Devil Magnet
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