"Look, life hit me hard, and I amassed more power than I know what to do with. At this point, it is almost the same as asking what color Serafall's panties are.
You're going to get the same answer. " Issei watched as the girls didn't understand his ramblings.
"White if she is wearing that outfit. " His tail reached down and hiked up the front of her skirt enough to show color.
Serafall's grip on Issei tightened causing him to drop her skirt "How do you know that?"
"You run a kid's show. And you run with the magical girl trope so there's only one color choice.
I have to beg you to put on anything else. "
"I was going to guess blue. But the magic girl trope makes more sense.
" Tsubaki spoke up
"This kinda reminds me why Olympus is a weird place. "
"And why is that?" Rias asked as her head was starting to hurt.
"I do one job for them and then they tried to get me drunk and then I found out I was sexually stupid and or repressed. "
"Could have fooled us. " Akeno muttered while looking at Rias.
"Hehe. So I did a job for Zeus, the pay was quite nice too, wanted me to track some idiot.
He said that an outsider was needed and I came on a recommendation. I ended up tracking the dude and when I reported back Olympus was in party mode.
Turns out Olympus parties at the end of every month so nothing special. But when I came back to report the news everything was fine but I was asked to stay for the party.
The Greek gods are hardcore alcoholics drinkers and they clean up real well. Well, I ate my fill of food there and then this blonde bombshell sits next to me and puts down her glass and hands me a drink.
"
"Is this why nobody could contact Olympus three years ago?" Serafall asked.
"Yes, but for once I didn't do anything wrong. " Serafall and Grayfia weren't impressed with his answer.
"So we had some small talk and found out she's Aphrodite hindsight is 20/20 and I should have read up on the major players in the faction. At the time I thought she was just being nice but she just wanted in my pants.
"
"It's Aphrodite, why is that not surprising?" Rias asked.
"Because Issei is big dumb dumb. " He stuck his tongue out.
"Anyways she found out that I was a guest and a dragon no less and then shit hit the fan. She poured some of her magical 'love potions' into some of the booze before she gave me some.
The reason why and I quote 'I always wanted to fuck a dragon. ' So everybody is drunk, horny, and in my case both so she dragged me back to her room.
Armed with the fact that I lived with Gabriel she figured out real quick that I had no clue what to do. One week later I came out of that room of hers, let's just say she is a good teacher.
" He looked at Sona "She turned me into a controlled pervert and with that, you got a summarized version of my life story you good?"
"There was entirely too much said. And things that could have been left out.
"
"Oi, My time with Gabriel is mine and mine alone. Nobody else needs to know of it.
" Issei wasn't going to divulge any of those times.
"Right now you know more about Issei here. " Sirzechs said "Diodora is dead and the elders are far from happy.
They want answers as to why he's dead and not captured. "
"I thought it was obvious you know the whole rape thing I brought up. " Issei looked at Sirzechs "This is coming from the same people who started a three-way war and one who sat on the sidelines while you three fought and then picked a side in the end.
Tell them my official answer is they need to look at the corruption in their own faction before they dare question my actions. "
"Good enough for me. " Sirzechs said "I doubt they will do anything if I'm honest.
The last hundred years or so they have been all talk, very few have been able to do anything. They have been letting us rule as Satans and less like well you know.
"
Issei nodded "Just keep them off my ass while I continue to do what I have been doing. You know Meliora.
" Serafall let go of Issei as he extended his wings, giving them a flap keeping him aloft as he glided over to the couch with Asia on it. He landed on the armrest as he walked over to Asia and laid down on her lap with his back towards her.
"There's plenty of paperwork to be dealt with regarding this so we will be returning to the underworld. I'll do what I can to keep them off you.
" Sirzechs said as he teleported away with Grayfia. Serafall waved goodbye as she disappeared in a shower of sparkles.
"Issei. " Rias asked with a soft voice "How much of that was true? For as long as we have known you never talked about your past.
"
"Rias you should know that some people don't like to talk about the past. " His tail rose up as the tip made a jabbing movement towards Rias.
"I. .
. I'm sorry.
" Her shoulder sank down as she apologized.
"It's alright, I don't hold grudges over it. " A red magic circle appeared under Issei as it was emblazoned with the crest of the red dragon emperor.
"As I said earlier knowing is half the battle. " He disappeared in a burst of light leaving the room in them.
They sat in silence as Issei left. After a few minutes, Grayfia reappeared in the room.
"Did you forget something?" Rias asked.
"No, but now that Issei left we can talk about him. " Grayfia saw some confused faces on the girls.
"What would you have to share with us?" Sona asked.
"Issei is a lonely person. " She said getting concerned looks from everyone.
"Due to his powers and how they progressed he never made any friends his age.