"Hello everyone, I am [Reverse Smoking Like a God], welcome to today's live broadcast."
The man sitting on the gaming chair wore headphones and moved his body like a snake.
This was just the game anchor's own idea; in the eyes of many viewers, the game anchor just shook the fat all over his body.
[The smoker is fat again, tut tut tut]
[Anchor, I know a beauty salon that offers professional liposuction services]
[The skills are getting worse and worse]
Looking at the comments in the live broadcast room, the man's eyes were slightly dim.
Recalling the glorious years of the past, he was once a professional player with infinite glory.
In the arena of virtual reality games, he fought side by side with the top players and faced the most formidable opponents together.
Until that failure, he fell from the highest position and never got up again.
His former teammates gave him a lot of help when he was down, and then turned to deal with new enemies.
But this time, he was gone.
The man took a sip of Coke and smacked his lips.
"Okay, as usual," he took out a meat floss pancake from under the table, took a bite, and pretended to enjoy it. "Big Fatty's meat floss pancake, wow, it's really delicious."
[Host, I've been watching meat floss pancakes for three years. Can you change to something else?]
"No way, it's delicious, and I won't get tired of it."
The man swallowed the meat floss pancake in his mouth with all his strength.
This meat floss pancake tastes good, but if you eat it like this every day, even a god couldn't stand it.
There's no way, it's for food, and the contract signed by this manufacturer has the highest share of pricing.
[It feels good]
[Two]
[No way, no way, is there really anyone who believes the host's words?]
Look, with such a large audience base, there will always be people who buy meat floss pancakes.
"Today, let's randomly draw a lucky game to see the quality of the game."
The man began to move the mouse.
In recent years, he began to discover the highlights and black spots in new games.
Due to the fame of the famous game anchor, major virtual reality game manufacturers always give him a place in the internal test and allow him to try their new games in the live broadcast.
The man gained the reputation of a pioneer, and the game manufacturer gained free publicity.
This is a win-win situation.
Of course, there are still some games that are so confusing that he needs to open his eyes wide to find a little bit of praise.
In short, it is just making up stories on the spot.
"Okay, it's you!"
He clicked on a new game called "Cyber Psychosis".
Capacity: 1GB
Producer: Shenming
Promotional video: Not available at the moment
The last bite of meat floss in his mouth almost spit out.
In fact, some crumbs had already leaked from the corner of his mouth.
This picture was captured by netizens with fast hands. I believe that it will become a new emoticon package in a few hours.
"Is the eye of the reviewer of this game platform not good? 1GB," he stretched out a thick finger to the camera, "I can roll the keyboard with my face and make it bigger than this! This won't work, let's change it."
[Anchor, don't change it]
[Maybe it's a surprise]
[Come on, no matter how funny it is, I won't laugh (I am eating instant noodles)]
"In this case, I decided to test the poison myself."
He shook the armrest of the gaming chair and slowly lay down.
A transparent glass cover enveloped the gaming chair, and the game data was connected to the headphones on his head.
This was just a simple game cabin device because he believed that this kind of game was just a formality and had no use except for being funny.
"Virtual world," the man shouted in the game cabin, "your emperor is back!"
[Crazy, another crazy one]
[Someone, drag this man away and shoot him three hundred times]
[Maybe it's true?]
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The man opened his eyes.
"Okay, dear audience friends, is the live broadcast interface of the virtual reality game stable?" he said.
[Very stable]
[Stable]
[Very stable]
[The one in the front should not disrupt the formation]
[Mom told me not to listen to the anchor's chatter]
The live broadcast interface is very stable.
He looked at the comments and felt relieved.
Although in theory, the live broadcast platform can be compatible with all virtual reality games, there will always be various strange loopholes.
He has experienced a lot of things like human head balloons and body dismemberment.
He stared at the holographic projection that looked exactly like himself, turned his head, and said to the direction of the live broadcast camera: "Look, how can this be me? I am so handsome, how could I be so ugly? There must be something wrong with the game maker."
[?]
[???]
[That's right, the anchor is so handsome, I love you, I want to give birth to a baby for you]
[Anchor, I know the person in front, he is an old man]
He adjusted his body shape, and after a full fifteen minutes, he used up the upper limit of the image transformation limit.
Now his game character, although it can still be seen that he is obviously fat, is much better than his real self.
"It's still not quite right. I tried my best," he put his hands together, "This is all the fault of the game maker."
ID confirmed [Reverse smoking like a god]
Loading the game...
Initial location: Public toilet of Happy Home Apartment
"Wow."
The man was sucked away roughly.
...
Breath - inhale.
"Okay, the game should be over. It's a miracle that such a small game capacity can last until here."
The man opened his eyes.
"Please insert coins or swipe cards, please insert coins or swipe cards! Please use this product when using the toilet, giving you the best experience! Ultimate quality!"
He stared at the machine on the squat toilet: "What kind of broken thing also charges. What is this? A real game, a toilet simulator?"
The sharp intuition from the former professional player gradually awakened.
"Family members," the man's eyes were straight, "Is there something wrong with this?"
[Isn't it just a toilet?]
[The tiles are quite bright, and the quality looks good. Where can I buy it?]
[The anchor is live broadcasting squatting, or is he fishing for something?]
"Family members," his voice was a little trembling, "I'm playing a game! This is a game world! What's the realism here? 70%? 80%?"
He lowered his voice, but all the viewers heard it: "Almost no flaws, close to 100%."
The bullet screen in the live broadcast room was empty.
There were hundreds of thousands of viewers, but no one typed even a single word in the bullet screen.
"I witnessed history, everyone! We witnessed history!"
He made a strange hum.
Only the oldest audience knew that he was humming the completely out-of-tune game background sound, which came from the first virtual reality game to achieve world competition achievements, and the man's former game stage.
[It must be fake]
[Did the anchor use special effects? Cut directly to a toilet?]
[I don't believe it, unless the anchor licks the squat toilet]
[I am a C-level professional player and have participated in youth training. I can guarantee that this is a real game.]
"I know you don't believe it," the man said with a choked voice, "then come and witness the truth!"
He whispered, "Call out the game interface."
In front of the man, [Exit Game] [View Profile], two sections appeared.
This is a really technological interface.
As we all know, this kind of behavior can only be done in games.