Title: "Believe It... I Mean It!"
Genre: Comedy, Crackfic, Reality-Warping
MC: A loudmouth shinobi named Shoma, who's completely full of it—but unfortunately, the universe believes everything he says.
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Chapter 1: The Boy Who Cried Bijuu
"I once ate ramen so spicy, it melted my Sharingan!" Shoma yelled across the Academy classroom.
Iruka-sensei pinched the bridge of his nose. "Shoma, you don't even have a Sharingan."
But it was too late.
POP.
Shoma blinked. "Uh... why does my vision look like I'm watching a Genjutsu movie in 4K?"
Sasuke turned around slowly. "...What."
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The Premise:
Shoma is a nobody genin with no talent, no chakra control, and no bloodline... but he has one unique kekkei genkai:
Every time he tells a ridiculous lie with confidence, the universe makes it true.
He boasts he beat the Nine-Tails in an arm-wrestling match?
—Now the Nine-Tails sends him apology letters weekly.
Claims he trained with Madara's ghost on the moon?
—Suddenly he has moon chakra techniques no one can explain.
Tells Sakura he's actually the Hokage of a secret village hidden under Ichiraku Ramen?
—Now ANBU are reporting "suspicious chakra spikes in the noodles."
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The Chaos He Causes:
Orochimaru tries to recruit him thinking he's an ancient god in disguise.
Jiraiya tries to make him the star of his next smut novel, "The Whispering Warlock of Wisteria."
Kaguya wakes up early just to ask, "Who the hell is spreading rumors that I'm his cousin?"
And worst of all... Shoma has no clue it's his lies doing all this.
He thinks the universe is just coincidences stacked on coincidences, while meanwhile, the world believes he's some kind of destiny-chosen mythological disaster.
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