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Title: "Now You See Me... Actually, You Don't"
Genre: Comedy, Stealth, Crackfic, Slice of Ninja Life
MC: Kuroji—a random civilian-born guy who wakes up in Konoha one day with only one ability: perfect, undetectable invisibility.
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Premise:
Kuroji can turn completely invisible—no chakra signature, no sound, no scent, not even the Byakugan or sensory ninja can detect him. He's basically a ghost…
…but that's ALL he can do.
No strength.
No chakra.
No jutsu.
And worst of all, he has absolutely zero combat skills.
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Chapter 1 Preview: "Pervert or Prodigy?"
Kuroji blinked as the ANBU dragged him into the Hokage's office.
"What did he do this time?" Hiruzen sighed, already rubbing his temples.
"Uh… we're not sure," said the ANBU. "We just know he was there."
"Where?"
"In the women's bathhouse."
Hiruzen narrowed his eyes. "Again?"
"I WAS TAKING A NAP!" Kuroji yelled, still completely invisible.
"Lies!" yelled Tsunade from the corner, already cracking her knuckles.
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The Gag:
Kuroji ends up being blamed for EVERYTHING weird in the village—mysterious panty thefts, D-rank mission failures, even ghost hauntings—because no one ever sees him.
He sneaks into S-rank meetings, eats free ramen at Ichiraku, and "accidentally" scares the crap out of powerful shinobi like Itachi or Guy.
Everyone starts treating the "Invisible Menace" like an urban legend—some fear him, some want to recruit him, others just want him to STOP stealing snacks from the Kage office.
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Unexpected Twist:
Even though he has no combat abilities, he unintentionally derails dangerous missions:
Hides in Orochimaru's lair and accidentally kicks over the Edo Tensei scroll.
Invisibly sneezes during a tense Akatsuki meeting and causes Deidara to blow up half the base.
Trips while invisible on the battlefield and makes Madara think a new god-tier assassin clan has arrived.
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