Hentai Shinobi Rule 58: NNN's got nothing to an ordinary Hentai Shinobi (No Nut November.)
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"Your cooking still can't make up for your shitty face," Ameyuri snarked after a feast Kai fed her. Her eyes twinkled. "But even shittier is your lack of awareness during interrogation! Hah! I just ate a shit load and might wanna shit. What then, eh?" She demanded with a cocky grin, only to have her smile frozen as Kai transformed a handkerchief into a tube.
"Then?" Kai muttered, bored, as he didn't pay the woman attention. "I'll shove the tube in your asshole and attach the other end against your mouth. Have fun eating shit as your next meal."
"W-What? You fucking freak! That's why you fed me?!"
Kai glanced at her and shrugged.
"Just pray I manage to break you with what I have today… or it's the pipe."
"Do it the right way and torture me instead!"
"I can't hurt a woman I like," Kai shrugged. "So? Did you think about joining my harem?"
"No way, fuck face! You're a kid and a freak—and did I mention a fucking FREAK?! Were you kicked in the head? How does anyone woo a woman by forcing them to eat their shit?!"
Kai stalled, momentarily annoyed. It wasn't incorrect to understand that Kai's age had been a significant obstruction in uniting the continent under one pole. However, to assume that Kai could have achieved all that effortlessly despite being older was a fantasy, too.
Still, Kai couldn't help but become curious.
Ameyuri Ringo was what one would consider a higher-up in the Shinobi World. She was one of the rare elites who boasted a famed Chakra Weapon and skills with Lightning Jutsu that would put several Jonins to shame. Also, her high standing in a Shinobi Village excelling at assassination must have allowed her to access mysterious knowledge not readily available to most Shinobi.
'And… I can simply kill Ringo if I fuck things up.'
With that in mind, Kai stopped creating the cruelest torture device of all time and stared at the woman until she felt unnerved.
However, Ameyuri wasn't the first to break the silence.
"A kid?"
"Hm?" Ameyuri frowned. "Yeah, what about it? You're a pissant."
"Aren't all Genins adult?" Kai sat beside Ameyuri. "Even Sensei treats me as an adult in some aspects and not in another."
"You don't see men spouting bullshit about harem, Idiot."
"I'm not like other men," Kai replied.
"Yeah. It's cause you're a kid!"
Kai didn't feel discouraged as he inquired.
"What if I wasn't?" He questioned. "Would you have thought about things differently if I told you I'm a guy trapped in a kid's body?"
Surprisingly, Ameyuri didn't dismiss the idea entirely and inquired with a rare look of disbelief. "There's a jutsu like that?"
"Something similar," Kai shrugged.
"So… you stole a brat's body? That's why you're so devious!"
"Well… I didn't steal it," Kai crossed his arms. "But you get the point, right?"
Ameyuri narrowed her eyes.
"You could STILL be a shit trying to lie to get into my panties."
"The ones you'll soil in a few hours?" Kai snickered, making Ameyuri smirk coldly.
"Those very ones."
"I haven't revealed it to anyone," Kai huffed. "A part of me is also planning to kill you just for the sake of it. But let's say I'm a guy who's interested in you. What would it take for you to betray Kiri and be my… uh…"
"Fuckbuddy?" Ameyuri helped with a teasing smirk. "Mister big pants like you should know the right words—"
"I was going to say the future mother of my children," Kai's monotone turned Ameyuri's features blank as he added, "But sure, we could start by being fuckbuddies. I could use the practice."
"Hah!" Ameyuri scoffed. "Fuck that. It's all a trick. The second I betray Kiri, I turn myself into a traitor that others cannot trust. How will you ensure my safety if I turn my back on Kiri? You cannot guarantee that your Third Hokage wouldn't kill me the second he sees me. If anything…"
She frowned.
"Why didn't you just hand me over to Konoha's T&I?"
Her eyes shimmered.
"You think a high-ranking mole inside Konoha set your team up?"
"Maybe I do," Kai admitted with a smile.
"Well, you're wrong—" Ameyuri grinned, only for Kai to stuff her mouth with a sock. "Don't just give me the answers," he smiled darkly. "I still want to use my ultimate technique on you."
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Torture didn't come easy to Tsunade. Not that the purpose of capturing the Explosion Release Iwa Shinobi was to wring out information about his peers, no. The last living Senju felt it was her responsibility to prevent her friends and family from succumbing to their stupidity and pride, even at the cost of her virtues and morals.
She didn't know when the poison coursing within Orochimaru would worsen or Mito would get another brilliant plan to tax her body by trying to become younger. Better it be the enemy than the individuals she cared for.
Getting some new toys for her granduncle's basement was easy enough. However, she should have expected some slight hiccup from Kai's side since he'd allowed himself to go along with Jiraiya's nonsense… well, at least he apologized clearly, even if Hebi Hyuga did not accept it. Frankly, getting those words out of Kai was all Hiruzen wanted since it cleared his record enough to justify his eventual promotion.
'Sensei now only wants to gauge Kai's skills tomorrow…' Tsunade would be spectating tomorrow's session alongside a few others. Two other issues weighed on her mind.
First, Tsunade couldn't help but speculate about the spy's identity, who was capable enough to set Team 9. Second…
"Oh, you're still awake?" Tsunade blinked as she entered her domicile, encountering a Nono equipped with a dry rag, working the counter.
"Duh," the girl adjusted her glasses. "Your house is so messy, Tsunade-sama. I might as well pay back by keeping things neat and tidy."
Tsunade scoffed as she locked the door.
"I didn't save you. You're just under my watch because of the suspicious nature of your participation in my team's Promotion Mission."
"It's the same thing," Nono smiled. "I'm a loose link, as you stated before. I don't know if I would have even survived a night in the orphanage after what happened during the mission."
Tsunade narrowed her eyes.
"No amount of bootlicking's gonna save you from a round in the Intelligence Department. Though, I made sure to inform your interrogator to be a considerate one that doesn't start with cutting off your thumbs or something."
Nono shivered. She couldn't help but swallow a nervous lump before inquiring.
"Is it truly necessary?"
Tsunade sighed before adopting a slightly warm smile.
"It's how things are, Nono. The current situation is unstable, and we're surrounded by an air of suspicion after the sudden attack on Uzu… preserving your life when others would have already been executed… well, that's the best I could manage with Sensei."
Nono deflated.
"Killing, I understand," she pursed her lips. "But torture… sheesh." She overlooked Tsunade's darkening expression as she wiped the counter clean. "I guess I should feel lucky. Things could have been worse. For all I know, I could have ended up with a bad crowd who ruined me for any other men and then forced me to take care of unwanted children—"
*Bonk*
"Take your head out of the gutter already!" Tsunade's tongue snapped only a moment after her disciplinary knuckle as Nono winced and rubbed her head.
"F- Fine!" Nono yelped.
"Hmph. You won't be talking all that perverted nonsense as long as you're under my roof. We already have one pervert in our team."
"I wouldn't call Mikoto-san a pervert… I think she's just curious."
"I'm talking about Kai!"
Nono blinked.
"Really? Kai? He's like the most innocent boy I know. Everyone in my batch just wanted to graduate to quickly get behind the bushes—"
*Bonk*
"Ow! Come on, Tsunade-Sama! You must know what I'm talking about. A woman like you must have destroyed many men—
*Bonk*
"OWWW! That was way harder!"
"Just clean things up and go to bed. I'll come up in after a while!"
Nono…
Nono was her second problem because Tsunade felt more aggressive due to her hidden actions and lost the privacy needed for a release. Even worse, Tsunade housed Nono in her bedroom because she feared any skilled Spy truly dedicated to closing the matters of the attempted assassination might infiltrate her home, kill Nono, and commit suicide before she could do anything.
So, Nono always stayed under Tsunade's watch. And if not Tsunade, then her shadow clone.
*Poof*
Tsunade created a Shadow Clone once Nono entered the bedroom.
"Again?" The clone deadpanned.
"Enough with the lip," Tsunade scoffed. "Take the tools and get working on our guest. I'll… drink in your honor."
"Ugh! You're such a bitch!" The clone groaned. "Maybe I should finger myself while fucking torturing someone to send you the whole mental package after you dispel me!"
"Fine," Tsunade scoffed. "I won't waste my time drinking… You work on the practical stuff while I study Grandma's notes about Jutsu. See? We're both working."
With that, Tsunade performed another seal and created another clone.
"And I'll do the drinking!" The second clone cheered.
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So, torturing came readily to Kai. He was always filled with ideas he had to dial down to not have the Shinobi World chase him with pitchforks. After all, he would have to be a special breed of monster imagining stalking any one orphan and ruining his birthday with worsening pranks every year.
Oh, you turned four? Here, enjoy cake made of chili.
Five? Woohoo! Your dog died!
Six? Hello, hello— drink this diarrhea-inducing mix!
Seven? Welcome to the journey to heaven!
But Kai didn't find joy in torturing someone for the sake of it. He didn't need to test that fact to confirm these suspicions about himself. He took pride in the discipline.
Ameyuri, however, was a particular case.
Kai wanted something from her, and she was being a stubborn nut about it.
But how do you torture someone who wouldn't bat an eyelash when their toes and fingers were broken and cut off?
How do you elicit fear within a monster, unflinching in the face of having their skin flaying off their flesh and their eyeballs scooched out to fit into their nostrils?
What did Kai need to do against an opponent known to have reached a mastery of Lightning Nature Release that very few achieved?
{Kink Warning: Uh… Tickles? I personally don't know how it works in real life. But I know it exists, and I also made Kai screwed up enough to think the most essential thing as an avenger's level threat… so, here ya go!}
*Phooh*
Ameyuri spat out the sock in her mouth before snapping.
"What the hell?!"
*Poof*
She watched in surprise as Kai picked up the sock she spat out and transformed it into a…
'Brush?' She blinked. She expected some torture device. It wasn't difficult to realize that Kai was an expert in Transformation Jutsu, achieving a realm of expertise others wouldn't usually bother with due to Elemental Jutsus becoming a mainstream method for more qualified shinobi. So, she expected Kai to transform things into devices of torture of the highest order! It would have been effortless for someone who defeated her.
But a calligraphy brush?
"Torture based on Fuinjutsu?" Ameyuri frowned, unable to understand how that would be possible. Did Kai know some secretive Fuin Seals expert in 'sealing' pain within the body?
Ameyuri would show Kai how wrong he was to think pain would sway her already dubious loyalty.
She found his gaze leveled with hers as he brought the brush tip to her left foot. An ominous silence blanketed them as Ameyuri prepared for the tortuous pain of her toes crushed by a Fuin Seal, or worse, her ankle twisted 360° several times until the joint appeared like a wrung rag.
Several methods flashed in Ameyuri's mind as the brush's cold, soft tip pressed against the flat length of her foot.
Her eyes jolted wide open.
Ameyuri instantly struggled against her restraints as she felt Kai gently swirl the brush against her foot.
"H-Hey!"
She shuddered.
Never in a million years would she have expected this!
Her flesh quaked with a primal urge to stop Kai, but she was too weak and helpless. She bit her lips as Kai continued to swirl the damn brush against her foot. His gaze never left her sockets.
Her toes clenched and unclenched as Kai continued to…
A dark smile spread over his lips.
Ameyuri realized it instantly.
'He knows. It's over.'
"Ticklish, are we?"
His cold snicker filled the quiet room as Ameyuri tried her best not to… laugh.
"This isn't how you torture— Ha—" She quickly shut up as Kai's smile transitioned into a wide, wolfish grin.
"What's wrong, Ameyuri Ringo?" He giggled. "You were saying something?"
'Stop!' Her entire body vibrated with disgust.
Her one weakness!
"Puh- Hahahaha!"
It was already admirable how long Ameyuri held on. However, her body caved in before her resilient mind could, forcing a bark of laughter as the ends of her limbs tried to pry themselves out of the restraints to stop Kai.
And then, he moved on to the right foot.
"Between offering to heal your lungs and this… I think I made the right call," Kai snickered uncontrollably as he watched the mighty Kunoichi losing her cold and sharp disposition. For someone who claimed to not want to dominate anyone, Kai had consistently achieved the opposite, and the delight the fact bore within his heart was probably only comparable to the rush of plugging Mito's lips with his raging erection and the fierce sensation of meeting a formidable opponent.
"Are you ready to talk?" Kai grinned as his hands momentarily paused to allow Ameyuri a breather lest she died choking on her laughter. However, he immediately continued the assault without waiting for a reply through her throaty wheezes as she grew flushed at a breakneck pace. Her shark-like teeth bore open as she laughed uncontrollably, often coughing to indicate slight respiratory issues.
"What was that?" Kai stopped again as he climbed up the bed and sat atop Ameyuri's waist. "You wanted me to try the power of the B.R.U.S.H on your armpits, tickletoes?" Her eyes widened as Kai's grin grew crooked. He leaned forward, momentarily recalling how he once managed to have his Sensei's glorious chesticles wrapped around his firmness on the first day of the year. Ameyuri's were modest compared to Tsunade, and it's not that Kai had anything bad to say about them now that he observed them compressed under Ameyuri's clothes up close.
"Stop!" Ameyuri snarled as she felt the brush against her flushed pits. All that laughing made her body sweat, and Kai enjoyed seeing it all. Her words fell on deaf ears as Kai began swirling the brush around.
Her involuntary laughter filled the room again. Yet, what tickled Kai's fancy was the angered, nigh tearful glare that didn't match the laughter squaring on his features.
"Why so gloomy?" Kai snickered. "Isn't laughing better than screaming in pain?"
"Fuck you!"
Ameyuri suddenly spat, and Kai was more than prepared to dodge it.
"Ready to talk?" Kai began, but like before, he didn't stop and tickled the elite's weak spots as she quivered and struggled to hold her laugh in.
It was hard to breathe, and Ameyuri's jaw began aching. Tears spilled from the corner of her eyes as the proud elite was reduced to her victor's literal toy. The sensation of the brush's soft hair constantly swirling against her reddened skin, her flexing core and the trembling muscles underneath her skin was too much. The gleeful look in her childish torturer didn't help.
And beneath all this 'tickle' was the underlying humiliation that it wasn't the pain that was capable of making a grown man cry which threatened to take her down but something so juvenile…
To make matters even worse…
"Stop!" Ameyuri snapped with all her might between her laughter. Her cheeks ached, but more terrible was the urge to relieve herself. And to her plight, Ameyuri believed the sick bastard camping atop her waist may have intentionally chosen to spot to put more pressure on that region.
"Motherfuck—" Ameyuri's attempts to stop the mysterious 'man' came to a sudden halt as she closed her eyes shut and realized that it was too late.
Her cheeks twitched as she couldn't help but 'explode' into her trousers with a telling noise that froze Kai atop the rapidly dampening spot.
Still leaning forward, Kai's face was close to Ameyuri as his stare turned blank.
Both remained rooted in their spots as Ameyuri slowly opened her eyes with cold fury blazing in her dark orbs.
"Why didn't you say you had to pee?" Kai suddenly scoffed as he pulled back, dodging the woman's bite aimed at his nose.
"Because you wouldn't let me speak! Bastard!" She yelled. "Happy?! Get off me!"
"Why?" Kai crossed his arms. "You're my prisoner… and I was about to move to change my trousers, but not anymore."
Ameyuri restrained the urge to cuss the bastard's lineage and took a deep breath.
Whatever happened… happened. Now Ringo was more than aware that Kai would instead let her stew in her shit if need be… or connect her mouth with a tube. He was a dangerous individual when it came to such unusual shenanigans.
"I'll spill some beans if you let me—"
"Hey!" Kai interjected with almost glowing orbs that instilled an unsettling feeling within Ameyuri.
"Hear me out," she sputtered. "Just let me hit the—"
"I know what to do next. Who says relief can't be torture? Hehe~!"
Ameyuri did NOT like what she heard. Ordinarily, she would have prepared for being assaulted down there, but knowing what little she did about Kai… she felt it would be something more basic and exponentially more humiliating!
"Just let me—"
"Say what? I can't hear you," Kai grinned as he retrieved a familiar sealing scroll. "Don't worry. The scroll seals all biological functions. So, you won't need to enter a toilet for hours as long as you stay sealed."
"Like I'm trying to tell you!" She hissed. "I will tell who—
*Poof*
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Alternate Title: 'Magic Hands' Kai; Kai About To Recreate One Kunoichi One Tube; Shinobi's Version of Two Girls One Cup; Tsunade's Torture: Global Infestation; Kai's Torture: Hehe, Tickles; The True Ticklish Scourge Upon The Lands; Hell Hath No Fury As a Maniac Scorned; Tsunade's New Roommate; Nono The Jester; Nono's Favorite Shirt Print: Choke Me; The Paper Bitch Is Back; Tsunade's Dilemma; Tsunade's Caught The Kai Fever; The Kai Massage Infection Spreads; The Ameyuri Assault; The Mythical Brush; The Famed Hentai Torture Technique; Kai: Why Didn't You Tell Me You Had To Piss? (Also Kai, The Entire Time: Hehe? What? Can't Heare You~!); Ordinary Approach: Get Off With The Toes; Kai's Approach: Tickle The Toes; The Fundamental Humiliation; For The First Time, Ameyuri Experienced True Fear; Toph's Spiritual Successor: Tickletoes
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